It's a Man-Bag, Dammit

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I used to tote a briefcase

Now just a little bag

Putting everything in my pockets 

Made my trousers sag

 

It is called a Man-Bag

Never a Man’s Purse

Some folks split the difference

They call it a Murse

 

I carry things that I might need

As I get around

Things at home won’t help me

If I'm on the other side of town

 

Wallet, car keys, phone and knife

Are a basic need

Can’t forget the Kindle

Might have some time to read

 

Air Pods, pen and notepad

Med cards, breath mints, sunglasses 

Hand sanitizer, wipes and mask 

For mingling with the masses

 

Women do this all the time 

They always take their purse

The two just go together 

Like a doctor and a nurse

 

For some crazy reason

Some think it’s funny for a man

To carry a purse-like pouch

On his shoulder or in his hand

 

It’s just being practical

Not to cause a chuckle

Cause getting around without your stuff

Is like a belt that needs a buckle

 

Men, if you haven’t tried one yet

And your pants, they tend to sag

Don’t hesitate, don’t put it off

Get yourself a bag . . .  Man-Bag, Dammit

 

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