Joe Namath Selling Hearing Aids

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What in the world has happened?
So much time has slipped away
Joe Namath pushing hearing aids
Never dreamed I’d see this day

 

Joe represents MD Hearing

He does their ads on TV

I’ve always been a Namath fan

His spirit just seems so free

 

We both went to Alabama 

Me, I’m your average Joe

But “Broadway Joe”, “Joe Willy”

Every football fan will know

 

He was the epitome of “cool”

Still is at the age of eighty 

His charm and personality 

And presence are still weighty

 

Now, he looks a little frail 

And it’s hard for him to hear

He retains that brilliant smile

Joe still makes me want to cheer

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