Rules to Live By

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 Don't go shopping when you're hungry

Don't eat yellow snow

Some rules always apply 

No matter when and where you go

 

Never take a laxative and sleeping pill

Before you go to sleep

You may find when you wake up 

You are in something deep

 

Never lick a steak knife

No matter how enticing

Remember that it’s main purpose

Is for cutting and for slicing

 

No matter how nice the hand soap smells

And the fragrance how it lingers

When you walk out of a public restroom

Don’t ever sniff your fingers

 

When it comes to stocks

Buy low, sell high, they say

That’s everybody’s goal

Doesn’t always work that way

 

Don’t go out with tennis players

Not even on a whim

And never fall for one

Love means zero to them

 

A Best Friend is a special friend 

Even dearer when life is shoddy

A friend will help you move 

A Best Friend will move a body

 

Treasure all your friends

True friends are hard to find

When you find you have one

Protect that friendship for all time

 

 

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