Workplace Restroom

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Stepped into a Men’s Room

While at work one day

Just coming from a meeting

Where I’d had nothing much to say

 

Hanging out at a urinal

Positioned on the wall

I heard someone beside me

In a nearby toilet stall

 

Glanced over that direction 

My mind was on the news

Below the partition

I could see ankles, pants and shoes

 

Could hear someone in the stall

Talking on their phone 

Taking care of business

While sitting on the throne

 

Didn’t pay much attention 

Until I heard the toilet flush

Heard the phone hit the floor

He jumped up in a rush

 

Must have been a toilet clog 

Because water soaked the floor

I quickly zipped my pants up 

And headed for the door

 

As the water pooled around him

His shoes and pants soaking wet

I heard him mutter to himself

Words I can’t forget

 

He said them with a cadence

That resembled rapping

Strangely, what he said was

“I hate it when that happens”

 

How many times does it take 

To make this caution known

“Never flush the toilet

While sitting on the throne”

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