On-Line Scams

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If you spend much time on-line

Your info gets around 

You get overwhelmed with emails

So many scams abound

 

Emails about your bank accounts 

At banks you do not know

Orders placed in your name

For a thousand bucks or so

 

Credit being extended

On cards you do not own

Student loan forgiveness 

But you have no student loan

 

Netflix emails "account is cancelled"

Though you never miss a show

But the email encourages you to

"Click the link below"

 

IRS is after you 

For money you don’t owe

A friend stranded in the Philippines 

Needs you to send some dough

 

You’ve won ten thousand dollars 

But before they send to you

They need a current credit card

To prove your identity is true

 

Your unknown order is delayed

Enclosed a picture of the box

They must think we are crazy

We have to be crazy like a fox

 

In summary, when we get a notice

About an unknown account or cash

Or an order we don't recognize

Just move it straight to Trash

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