Have Change For a Ten?
She wasn’t feeling well that day Paying for the night before Stayed up too late drinking Woke up on the floor Decided to have her breakfast out She did soon discover Runny eggs and lumpy grits Would not help her to recover Add harsh black coffee to the mix Her stomach removed all doubt What a bad idea it really was To eat her breakfast out Sitting in the diner Her stomach doing flips Made her hurry to the restroom On one of many trips Collapsing on the toilet Having made it just in time Trying to find some toilet paper Key thing on her mind No toilet paper anywhere Neither right nor left In this moment of great need She was so bereft Restroom attendant said “we’ll get more toilet paper, I just don’t know when “ Ensconced on the pot, she asked “Do you have 2 fives for a ten?”